How to give away 72 pounds of chocolate candy on Halloween

My wife and I are quite generous, like all good Worthingtons. For as long as I can remember, we have given away massive amounts of chocolate candy to trick-or-treaters every Halloween. A few years ago, we added it all up. We hand out over 72 pounds of chocolate candy each and every single Halloween. How do we do it?

First, we had to get two giant Igloo coolers. I fill each cooler all the way up to the top with candy. These coolers are now iconic legends all over this part of town. Every year, when kids ring the bell and I open the door, I am greeted with screams of “cooler guy!!“. It’s pretty hilarious. Ask my friend, Dan Ross, about it. I had him “stand in” for me one year, and people only saw the cooler, not the face of the guy behind the cooler.

As you can see, we only give away the good stuff. All the best and favorite chocolate candies.

• Almond Joy
• Peanut M&Ms
• Plain M&Ms
• Snickers
• Baby Ruth
• Nestle Crunch
• Hershey’s Chocolate
• Kit Kat
• Butterfinger
• Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup (the big ones)

That’s in every bag. So let’s talk about the bags we buy. We always get good deals in bulk from either Wal-mart or Costco. This year, we got 13 big bags. As I emptied them into the coolers this afternoon, I did the numbers.

Each of the 13 bags had a net weight of 5.6 lbs, and 150 pieces of candy each. I put seven bags in one cooler and six bags in the other. The grand total is 72.8 pounds of candy I will give away tonight, or 1,950 individual pieces. Even Elwood can’t believe it.

Now, how does one give away that much candy in one Halloween night? Well, I have to use two hands. For every kid at the door, I scoop my two hands deep into the top cooler and dump at least a dozen pieces into each bucket or bag. You should hear the reactions when the sheer weight of each two-fisted scoop smacks the bottom of the pillow case!

I think Halloween must be my favorite holiday. What do you think? What’s Halloween like where you are? Leave a comment or contact me via email.

Current Status: The trick-or-treaters have only been coming for about 45 minutes, or less, and I’ve already cleared one cooler. That’s roughly 36 lbs. of chocolate candy – almost one piece every minute.